I'm the old original iron jawed brass mounted copper bellied corpse maker from the wilds of Illinois! I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, ****'d by an earthquake, half brother to the cholera, nearly related to the small-pox on my mother's side. I take 19 alligators and a barrel of whiskey for breakfast when I'm in robust health and a bushel of rattlesnakes and a dead body when I'm ailing. I split the everlasting rocks with my glance, and I squelch the thunder when I speak. Blood's my natural drink, and the wails of the dying is music to my ear. I'm the bloodiest son of a wildcat that lives! I'm a child of sin. I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine and drag the Atlantic ocean for whales! I scratch my head with the lighting and purr myself to sleep with the thunder. When I'm thirsty I reach up and **** the clouds dry, when I range the earth hungry, famine follows in my tracks! I put my hands on the sun's face and make it night on the earth; I bite a piece out of the moon and hurry the seasons! I shake myself and crumble the mountains! Contemplate me only through leather, don't use the naked eye! I'm the man with the petrified heart, the massacre of isolated communities is the pastime of my idle moments, the destruction of nationalities the serious business of my life. Bow your neck and spread, for the pet child of calamity is a-coming! *I listen to Race Day on Fox with Rob D'Amico, Michele Rahal, Ardy Arani and sometimes Steve Waid each and every Saturday on my local Fox Sports Radio affiliate from 06:00 AM until 09:00 AM Eastern. They are also on XM142 satellite radio.*

A.J. Foyt, Curtis Turner, Glen Wood, Joe Weatherly, Marvin Panch

Martinsville Speedway

Watching Mark Martin slice & dice his way through the field at Lowes Motor Speedway during a Coca-Cola 600 to win the Winston "No-Bull" Million!

1960

Richmond in 1999 ?

First & Second Martinsville First & Second Richmond

Blogging, Looking at NASCAR photos, Discussing NASCAR with other fans, Learning more about NASCAR, Reading NASCAR gossip, Talking smack about drivers, Showing loyalty to my driver, Debating the latest hot topics in NASCAR, Learning about the science and technology behind the sport