I found this on the internet and thought it was funny.
NASCAR 2008
by Okie Sister 4-7-08
Stand for anthem sung by stars.
Drivers now climb into cars.
Flags and jets flyover head.
Start Your Engines for pace laps lead.
Over tires, Tony Stewart is out of sorts.
So flipping Cousin Carl in-car reports.
Hey, is that Junior sitting on the pole?
Look, Digger Cam pops from his hole.
Green flag waves as standing crowd cheers.
Man, I remember the glory years.
Allison and Yarborough’s after race fight.
And Earnhardt intimidated will all his might.
Boogity, boogity, boogity, Let’s go racing boys!
DW, Larry Mc, and Joy crank up the noise.
Bennie Parsons missing to Cue the Duck.
Dale Jarrett retired from Racing The Truck.
Rumor has it Smoke hit Kurt Busch in the face.
Richard Petty started anniversary Daytona race.
Brooks and Dunn sang a tribute song.
Man, sometimes the race seems long.
Yeley again hits wall and spins.
Man, I hope Mark Martin wins.
Jimmie Johnson is suddenly off the pace.
Wow, Ryan Newman finally wins a race.
Robbie Gordon stripes up the wall.
Time to give a crew chief call.
Come in now for green flag stop.
Drive in too hard and tires wheel-hop.
Over the wall, get tires and gassed.
COT car makes wrecks a thing of the past.
Lap after lap without a ding.
Snoring now, did I miss anything?
Kyle blows up and stomps off mad.
Funny Waltrip NAPA ad.
Will another Wallace race some day?
Montoya’s Big Red is in the way.
Michael McDowell is racing without fear.
As Pretty Boy Gordon takes it to the rear.
Kyle Petty’s future is looking uncertain.
Leading the points is now Jeff Burton.
More turning left; going round and round.
Yellow flag, debris or shirt on ground?
Green, white, checkered; confetti in air.
Trophy awarded, but do fans still care?
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4 Comments
davidjr88
Jun 16 2008 22:47
poem
that was really good
MRMRSBEARDOG
Jun 15 2008 13:43
great poem
That was really good,and funny
FastCarsFan1948
Jun 14 2008 22:31
LMAO
“Ryan Newman finally wins a race” – AMEN!
cymmitch
Jun 14 2008 22:05
funny
cute