I’m glad that BAM Racing has been able to find a sponsor, but MicroSoft? I realize that the sponsor is MicroSoft Small Business, but being a semi-techie, I couldn’t help take a few jabs at the new entry into NASCAR. (A good share of the credit for this blog goes to my more techie wife.)
Here goes:
How will they find a driver who wants to crash several times during each race? (JPM maybe?)
Will the car suffer from “driver compatibility” issues?
Will the eye candy block the forward vistas?
When the driver flips the ignition switch, hits the breaks, or anything else associated with operating the car, will it ask, “Are you sure you want to do that?”
When the pit crew fuels the car, will the car say “You need to have administrator privileges to do this. Do you wish to continue?”
When the garage crew attempts to work in the engine compartment, will they find that all the critical parts are now hidden?
Will the car freeze every time the driver attempts to bump-draft?
If the driver forgets to save after each lap, will he lose all his laps each time he pits?
Will the driver be forced to drive the MicroSoft way, in spite of industry standards?
If the car conflicts with NASCAR, will MicroSoft buy out NASCAR and rewrite the rules to their own liking?
12 Comments
29thebomb
Mar 26 2008 23:09
Good
Blog. Keep em coming.
t_c_anderson
Mar 26 2008 23:05
semi-tech!
being a semi-techie,

then you should know it’s
Microsoft
no capital ‘S’; not in a very long time.
... a FULL-time techie
.trevor.
(nothing irks me more than people that can’t get people’s names or company names right)
KarinB
Mar 26 2008 16:44
No Poor
I would never do that. I just get dizzy looking at you for more than 2 seconds.
PoorSpellor
Mar 26 2008 16:36
Karin are you casting dispertions on my
pic? It took a lot of courage to get in front of a camera and have a photo taken!I think I’m having a melt down…
chica20586
Mar 26 2008 16:36
great
blog!! too funny!!
bigChief2011
Mar 26 2008 16:31
The window net
Would it actually be the same as the windows emblem. ....Funny blog.
KarinB
Mar 26 2008 16:30
Poor's
pic cute??? LMBO Too funny!!
Kit_Kat
Mar 26 2008 16:29
Good one Wheels,
good one.
RDOF_Posse
Mar 26 2008 16:28
Will the car be the same color
as the blue screen of death?
KarinB
Mar 26 2008 16:28
Wheels
I LOVE IT!!!!