The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
UPDATE!
The Center for Disease Control recently appointed experts in the field to find new and better remidies for what seems to have become an epidemic! Dr. Short Xer has developed what is sure to be considered a cutting edge solution. Liquid Imagination Quickly Uploaded Overcomes Reality (LIQUOR). For best results, this antidote should be taken in the form of “shots”. 
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Move quickly to another state and make new friends, Lest you be a nobody forever. 
Happy Martin Truex, Jr. Day!
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178 Comments
BristolMike
Feb 08 2008 11:01
Not bothered by work
I can lay down beside it and take a nap with no problems.
racepro
Feb 07 2008 20:42
WORK
It fasinates me…....I can sit around and watch it for hours
triplH
Feb 01 2008 17:09
Goodnight
missA…
MissAJrFan
Feb 01 2008 17:00
umm..
sure!
That’s what I heard… 
MissAJrFan
Feb 01 2008 16:57
Laters..
I’m out too… gotta get some groceries before I go home… It’s that whole family thinks they need to eat thing again…
whatevers! 
triplH
Feb 01 2008 16:57
did he just
say 7th grade is when we can start locking them up?
triplH
Feb 01 2008 16:56
later
mike… have a good weekend
MissAJrFan
Feb 01 2008 16:56
yep...
7th is where we are right now…
realist1961
Feb 01 2008 16:56
gotta
run. laters.
realist1961
Feb 01 2008 16:55
hmmm
kids start to go wacky around 7th grade. it’s bad until they’re juniors…. then it’s worse.
the book is a work in progress.