1. Your houseplants are alive and have no ‘other purpose’.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. 6:00am is when you get up not go to bed.
4. You have more food in the fridge than beer.
5. You hear your favorite song in the elevator!
6. You watch the weather channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of ‘hookup’ and ‘breakup’.
8. You go from 130 days of Vacation Time to 14.
9. Jeans and sweater no longer qualify as ‘dressed up’.
10. You’re the one calling the police because those !@#$ kids next door won’t turn down the stereo!
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time taco bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a Movie is the whole date instead of the begining of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicket wings at 3am would severly upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for
ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff’.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
25. When you find out a friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, “Oh crap, what the hell happened?”.
BONUS
26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old butt! 
FUN PART Tell me your ages in the number of statements that fit you! HAHAHA For Example – I’m 20! LMAO WAHOOO!!
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7 Comments
FASTALANH
May 08 2008 12:27
I guess im in the middle of switching over.
I am guilty of quite a few of these.
BeccaG88
May 06 2008 23:53
then that makes me 21 now!
YEAAAA!! I’m legal to buy beer again!
rubbercatfish
May 06 2008 21:34
OH CRAP!
I’m 27!
27) when you see a group of teenagers, you automatically think of them as “no good punks”!
Pugnut
May 06 2008 12:29
Let's see
looks like I’m 21 according to this list. However, at my age #25 is back to “Oh crap!” Also, one of the best bottles on wine available is “3 Buck Chuck” from Trader Joe’s. It won a taste test against (much) more expensive wines by wine experts.
BeccaG88
May 06 2008 11:20
LOL triplh!
We have a second little frig just for beer!
But its not fair – raacefans ‘have to’ watch the weather channel! Especially if they are going there! LOL Well, thats my story anyway – and I’m sticking to it!!!
cartercrew
May 06 2008 11:05
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M 24!
YEAH RIGHT! I WAS WATCHING THE WEATHER CHANNEL THE OTHER DAY! MY DAUGHTER WAS GIVING ME HECK ABOUT IT!
triplH
May 06 2008 11:03
i still
maintain a 50/50 liquor,beer to food ratio lol