WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?’
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
WIFE: ‘You would?’ (with a hurt look )
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’
WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’
WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’
WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’
WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’
WIFE: ‘Would she use my golf clubs?’
HUSBAND: ‘No, she’s left-handed.’
WIFE: - silence -
HUSBAND: ‘crap.’