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February 13, 2008
Blogs: 58
Intolerance??
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get...
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January 14, 2008
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Kids are smart these days!!!
Who says today's kids aren't smart ??
I wish I'd thought of this...
At a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on
the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let
them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats. 1,2,4.
Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.
:^D
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4 years ago
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January 9, 2008
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All of us IT geeks can appreciate this...
Old Harold
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer
guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,...
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January 7, 2008
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Bubba Humor
Bubba went to a psychiatrist.
"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll...
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4 years ago
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January 7, 2008
Blogs: 58
Monday humor...
Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I...
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4 years ago
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January 6, 2008
Blogs: 58
Attn: LD20!!!!
This place is ROCKIN'!!! Awesome job!!! Now, DON'T EVER TAKE IT DOWN AGAIN!!! :D Well, you can take it down to fix the "My Buddies" problem. :D
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4 years ago
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January 4, 2008
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The Dam!!
compliments of Pawleys :D
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.
DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr....
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4 years ago
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January 3, 2008
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Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked
if I could drive a truck. :^D
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4 years ago
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December 28, 2007
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I've learned the meaning of life....
well at least when it comes to kids and video games. You always hear parents say "Kids these days play too many video games." "They don't play outside enough." "When I was a kid we didn't have video games." But I've finally come to realize why we say that....BECAUSE WE CAN'T BEAT OUR KIDS AT VIDEO GAMES!!! I just got schooled on Guitar Hero 3 by my 8 year old son. Now had I beat him it would...
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December 26, 2007
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New Years Resolutions!!!
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more....
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