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    My RIR prayer that it don't rain this weekend. by icehandluke

    Sep 3, 2008 at 06:11 PM | COMMENTS (13) | LIKES (4)
    Dear 8lb 6oz baby Jesus with your baby Einstein toys, learning your colors and shapes; please don’t let the rains washout the Cup race at RIR this weekend. It’s a very important race and I can’t get Monday off from work and can’t miss this race. I got too much ridding on this race dear baby Jesus. Prays Denny! Oh dear lord baby Jesus with your cute little hands and infinite wisdom, please keep the track dry so we can all see Denny run like a burnt chicken at the camp ground we had last spring. Tommy said he was sorry and will not try and cook live chickens with the gas no more. It costs too much now. Oh dear baby Jesus with your little cloth diaper and nice soft hay bed surrounded by barn yard animals and getting all kinds of good stuff for your birthday, please make sure that last check clears so I can get the ribs, charcoal, beer and t-shirts I need for the weekend. If not it’s OK because I still have some burgers left from last year that should cook up fine. Your big ole 1# Jesus fan, IceHandLuke
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    • Added by
      icehandluke
    • Sep 6, 2008 at 09:37 PM EST

      As many of you know, my prayer did not work. So we are going to pick up where we left off tomorrow early AM.

    • Added by
      Padlatrak
    • Sep 4, 2008 at 04:52 PM EST

      Right now, scattered showers are forecast for 7:00pm tomorrow night at Richmond. This could kill the Nationwide Race currently scheduled for 7:30pm.

    • Added by
      icehandluke
    • Sep 4, 2008 at 02:22 PM EST

      looks like the rain might hit RIR late Friday night and be gone by noon Saturday. its going to make my tailgate a little wet and muddy but I can take it. I will strap on my river waiters and smoke some ribs in the rain and not even think about it.

    • Added by
      Stewie4me
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 08:43 PM EST

      That was hysterical :P

    • Added by
      Padlatrak
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 08:37 PM EST

      that's just your new word for the day!

    • Added by
      icehandluke
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 07:42 PM EST

      Im going to look up the word "poignant" later and see what it means. Are you calling me stupid? :)


      LOL

      im just kidding.

    • Added by
      JonnyBA
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 07:33 PM EST

      and all gods children said "everyday is raceday"

    • Added by
      Padlatrak
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 07:21 PM EST

      (down on knees, head bowed, hands folded)

      And, please tiny Jesus, bless Icehandluke for such a poignant prayer.
      Amen

    • Added by
      JonnyBA
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 06:29 PM EST

      i was suppose to go to that race this weekend, but things were canceled. i about lost it when denny got the flat. i almost threw the sprint fan view thing we had got. that would have been a 500 dollar depost that would have went to waste

    • Added by
      Smokeshow88
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 06:23 PM EST

      That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Added by
      icehandluke
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 06:23 PM EST

      People started packing up in the stands then when JR hit the wall, 1/2 the place packed up and walked out. I got hit with one little drop and then never saw rain that night. That was one of the best races I have ever seen. Man that was some race.

    • Added by
      Eminor
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 06:21 PM EST

      .

    • Added by
      JonnyBA
    • Sep 3, 2008 at 06:16 PM EST

      luke, im serious, but im also here to have a good time. i think thats the line i hope the rains dont come. i was at the spring race, and it was getting very close. it kinda started on the way back to the camper

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