Four men were bragging about how smart each of their dogs were.

The first, an Engineer, had a dog named “T-Square”, the second, and Accountant, had a dog named “Slide Rule”, the third, a Chemist had a dog called “Measure”, and the fourth man was a Union Member.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, “T-Square”, do your stuff… “T-Square” trotted over to a desk, took some paper and a pen, promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good, but the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, “Slide Rule”, do your stuff. “Slide Rule” went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.

Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist boasted that his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, “Measure”, do your stuff.. “Measure” got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard, then poured in exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was very good, then turned to the Union Member and said, “what can your dog do?”

The Union Member stood up, called his dog and said, “CoffeeBreak”, do your stuff..”CoffeeBreak” jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, @% on the paper, f’ked the other three dogs, claimed he’d injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker’s Compensation, and went home on sick leave!!!!