NEW YORK—A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
“Al-gebra is a problem for us,” the AG said. “They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.”
“They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.”
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.”
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(you must be a member of this group to comment)BellaRose95
May 21 2008 14:46
lol
how cute!
MTBuschFan
May 19 2008 10:21
That is
really funny. LMFAO!!!
Challanger
May 15 2008 23:10
Lori
LMAO. But I think you had a little to much pain meds today.LOL
AirForceTeen
May 15 2008 22:22
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is sweet!!!!!! Somebody has a little too much time on their hands!