Juan Vadlez names his donkey after you.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipes.
You completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
The only time you’re standing still is during a earthquake.
The nurse needs a scienific calculator to take your pulse.
Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
You walk twenty miles on your teadmill before you realize it’s not plogged in.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
When you call a radio talk show,they ask you to turn yourself down.
Your life goal is amount to hill of beans.
You name your cats”Drip”and “Regular.”
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energize bunny.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You’re up to four heart attacks a day.
Your Expresso maker is insured by Liod’s of London.
Your introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”
Your fist-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V.hookup.
You think Columbia would be a great vacation destination!
You’re passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize:........you left your car at home.