There is a new store in Atlanta where a woman can go and choose a husband. At the front of the store the instructions of how it works are posted.
You may visit this store ONCE ONLY!
There are six floors and the value of the product increases as you ascend.
You may choose one item from a floor or you may choose to go to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
A woman goes to the store to find a Husband. On the first floor the sign reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads:Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
“That’s nice” she thinks “but I want more”. So she continues upstairs.
On the third floor the sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. “Wow” she thinks but is compelled to keep going.
Fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are Drop dead Good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh mercy me” she exclaims “I can hardly stand it! Still she proceeds to the fifth floor where the sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay but goes the the last floor where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 2,456,102. There are no men on this floor. It solely exhists to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
Please Note:
To avoid charges of gender bias, the stores owner opened a New Wives, 6 Floor store just across the street. The same ‘sale’ conditions applied…
Floor 1 – Wives that love sex
Floor 2 – Wives that love sex and have money
Floor 3 – Wives that love sex, have money, and like beer
Floors 4, 5, and 6 have yet to be visited.
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(you must be a member of this group to comment)kerrycat
Apr 08 2008 18:01
I admit it
... it’s funny because, yes, it’s true.
SouthernLion
Mar 29 2008 10:40
It's funny...
...because it’s true!
changingto18
Mar 29 2008 09:42
BOOYAH!!!!!!!
you are preaching to the choir about floor number 6.
KarinB
Mar 28 2008 19:54
Fish
BTW, I love this pic of you and Mrs. Fish!!
rubbercatfish
Mar 28 2008 19:14
LMAO!!!
Uh, can I get some directions?
JR88FAN65
Mar 28 2008 18:09
LMAO
MT That is so true MOST women ya just can’t please
KarinB
Mar 28 2008 15:50
Mike
This is too funny but probably true!!
dDrunkmonkey
Mar 28 2008 15:10
Oh man!
Too funny. I’m willing to visit the 4,5, and 6th floors. I like window shopping