Hope everyone had a great turkey day and i hope you are still able to move……
10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas
10. Instead of milk and cookies leave Santa a Weight Watchers bar and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds!
9. While Santa’s in the house… go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket!
8. While Santa’s in the house… replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to fly!
7. Keep a bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big fat Santa suit!!
6. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wants to remind him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home.
5. Take everything out of your house as if it has just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well, well… They always return to the scene of the crime”
4. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute corrections.
3. Leave out a Santa suit with a dry-cleaning bill.
2. Instead of Christmas ornaments decorate your tree with pumpkins!
1. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa Claus to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us buddy!!”
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(you must be a member of this group to comment)pookiechuck
Nov 28 2008 09:47
I have to say most of the young guys in Busch,
er, Nationwide are very cool!
They treat you like a real person and don’t try to push you aside for the next person in line, or whatever. 
pookiechuck
Nov 28 2008 09:44
Sal
Bryan Clauson is very cool!
I met him at Memphis last year!!
Kit_Kat
Nov 28 2008 09:42
I sure
wish I could have been there. It would have been fun.
Frevr3fan
Nov 28 2008 09:41
Pookster
Just for the 2 days during Thanksgiving. The night before I sat with him for a few minutes in between practice runs. He and Bryan Clauson are so cool.
Frevr3fan
Nov 28 2008 09:39
Smoke
Was also there. But he wasnt signing. I dont know why, I guess he was being his typical self.
pookiechuck
Nov 28 2008 09:39
Hey Kat Hey Sal!
Sal you hanging out with KK now?
LMAO
pookiechuck
Nov 28 2008 09:38
Jmac
that’s the plan for christmas!
Kit_Kat
Nov 28 2008 09:37
3fan,
noooo fair. Can I get the pic from you? How cool.
Jaks26
Nov 28 2008 09:36
Tell Kasey
to Drop It Like It’s Hot baby! LOL
Frevr3fan
Nov 28 2008 09:32
Good Morning
Kasey says to tell the community……………….WAAASSSUUUPPP